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Soledad Fact-Checks A Congressman Live On The Air, Accidentally Ends Up In A 'Who's On First' Sketch

That awkward moment when you realize the media is gonna do its job on you.

Posted 6 months ago

iamsomethingoffensive:

I question these quotation marks. (Taken with Instagram)

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mrfornicator:

Liars.

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Her jet exploded with a hijacker’s bomb, an inept bomb which wasn’t supposed to go off, fifteen miles out of Havana; the poor pilot, the poor passengers, the poor stewardesses were all splattered like flesh sparklers off the water just out of Cuba.

- Testimony of Pilot short story by Barry Hannah (Just thought this an interesting sentence)

Posted 8 months ago

mothernaturenetwork:

Hubble sees ‘deepest-ever’ view of cosmos
The space telescope has captured more than 5,000 different galaxies in a single image, including some that date back 13.2 billion years.

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(Source: sassnasss)

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Back and forth between reporter and Clinton aide. (Very funny shit)

Posted 8 months ago

I’m not here to make political statements..

.. but Mitt Romney is an absolute moron. I have political views, but in the case of Mitt I just see a celebrity in the news, and the shit he says is too damn comical not to post.

If Obama made statements as absolutely moronic as this clown Romney I’d probably post them too.

Politically speaking, one would think the Republicans would have seen what a buffoon this guy is before he got this far. Come on Republicans, get it together. It would be nice to have someone worth taking a second look at for people who vote for the man, not the party.

Posted 8 months ago

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Mitt Romney Wonders Why Ann Romney’s Airplane Windows Don’t Roll Down:

via HuffPost http://huff.to/UA0gET

This guy is a moron. It is comical.

Posted 8 months ago

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Dinner Date

Wrote this as an assignment for a class. 500 words in the style of some shit we’ve been reading in class. I mainly post this because it is the first fiction I’ve ever written. It was pretty fun.

Her eyes said she didn’t want to be here, mine surely did to. The silence between us wasn’t an intimate silence shared between two people in love, it was a silence that yells and throws plates of food across the table.